Bah, humbug. Some of us just don't like Christmas, including Bruno the cat. He's a purist . . . give him some Celtic music in a minor key and a snowscape and he'll get into the spirit of the season. But alas, he's condemned to be serenaded by "Frosty the Snowman" and "Jingle Bells". Grrrr, Let's look at a few of the grouchy guy's pet peeves.